Charlie StrossI was not born in Scotland, but I have now lived in Scotland for more than half my life (and I am over 60). Also, I own a kilt and drink single malts.
Am I Scottish?
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Євген@cstross An old gag that I first heard phrased concerning a transplant to small town New England. The transplant asked a native “I know I’ll never be a native, but what about my kids? They were born here.” The reply; “Well no, not really. Just because your cat had kittens in the oven, you wouldn’t call them muffins, would you?”
blackcoat@efhastings @cstross I have a bunch of family that moved to new england. This is their favorite joke, and the first one I thought of when Charlie posted his question. :)