Mark DominusFeb 26

“Breakfast is a vector space. You can place pancakes, crepes, and scrambled eggs on a simplex where the variables are the ratios between milk, eggs, and flour. We have explored too little of this manifold. More breakfasts can exist than we have known.”

https://moultano.wordpress.com/2026/02/22/the-hunt-for-dark-breakfast/

The Hunt for Dark Breakfast

With a theoretical model of breakfast, can we derive the existence of “dark breakfasts,” breakfasts that we know must exist, but have never observed?

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@mjd while this is all cute it lacks breakfast cereals (like müsli) or simple open sandwiches. Or, e.g. rice or oatmeal. In fact it seems this article barely scratches the surface of breakfast at all.
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@kyonshi @mjd toast…