Why I'm am not a sys admin:

- Started a server OS update at 8 AM because I thought usage was at lowest point of the day
- Oh, it's 8 AM locally but we're actually at 3 PM UTC
- Which is in the middle of highest usage of the day 🤷‍♂️

But, hey, now I don't have to update it for another 2 years. 🎉