“Man, I’ve had a headache for a long as I can remember.”

“Here, try some aspirin. At least give it a shot.”

“No thanks, I need the headache. It lets me play Fortnite.”

I dare you to prescribe Linux to someone suffering from a headache
Damn dude, that headache is bright to you by your continued use of Windows. That doesn’t happen in Linux.
It happens when you pick arch or Gentoo as your first distro.
En Migraine laughs at Gentoo after some time, but is dreadful of LFS as first option
Every OS can be headache inducing.