Hofmaimaiergood lord....
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LeonAs someone with a husky, I practically already do. Bouncing-off-the-walls energetic, obstinate to a fault, r̷̖̦͑͑͜é̴̢̝ͅǎ̴̚͜͝d̵̡̳̥̀ị̷̕l̴̦̹̰̀̔̂y̴̧̫̓͝ ̶̗̠͊a̵̩̬͆̉t̵̛̩͆̚ṯ̸̘̯͐̌̀å̶̼͚̐̚c̵̙̞͑k̵̡̪̎́͜s̵̡̙̭̍ ̷̭̩̭̽̀̀a̸͕̎͝n̵̞͆̎͝d̵͙̓͐͜͝ ̶͓͂̊ḓ̶̓ȩ̷̞̓̇v̸̢̤́̓͑ǫ̸̥͓̏ụ̵̙͍͒͗͠r̸̪̞̙͌s̷̡͎͍͊ ̷̹͙͐m̴̨̨͚̄̂y̶̹̮͋̓́ ̶̛̭͙̹̓̑e̷̡̓̽ň̵͍̒e̸̢͔̓͛m̵̄ͅi̴̥̱̼͆͘e̵͉̬̓̋ͅs̶̞̥̬̊.̵͓͈̼̈́
GSD actually have a time know as the velociraptor phase
My house still has parts of it eaten out by this utter bastard
Godammit, Donut 🐱😣
And how cute would those velocibears be? Ursaraptors? Bearsaurs?
There were so many dinosaurs across so much of the globe for so many millions of years, that there was undoubtedly some species of raptors and related dinosaurs who were absolutely fluffy and chubby and look nothing like we imagine them to look from their bones.
Look at one of those speciality breed chickens that look like floofy mops, compared with an average chicken skeleton and you get an idea just how little we actually know and how wrong we might be about the distant past.
potoooooooo ✅️Patagotitan mayorum, yeah? ;)
DiplomjodlerAm atheist, can confirm.
Yeah. But not on the bed.
Except some times on a lazy Saturday morning and they’re being annoying because they know it’s normally breakfast time now, but letting them up on the bed is a super special thing to take their mind off it. But they know it’s not a “You just get to do this whenever you want” kind of deal now, it’s invite only still. And they can’t take up all the room or start to clean themselves, shaking the mattress while the humans are trying to sleep in.
Farts are an instant kicking off too.
Utahraptor gets to sleep in the bed. They are rather needy.
Sounds like you shouldn’t own one.
brap
Robonauta*Noah’s flood
Keep dinosaurs out of the bedroom!
I know It looks like simple fun and nobody gets hurt but trust me they will be digesting you afterwards.
We absolutely could have domesticated raptors. Dogs are more than capable of eating us, and once in a while actually do just that, but that doesn’t stop us from spending more on their special diets and cute sweaters than we do on our human children.
A wild raptor? Probably not, if you’ve ever had chickens you know how vicious they can turn suddenly. But you also know how affectionate and loyal they can be. A few generations of selective breeding and you will have the ultimate protection animal. Jurassic Park’s representation of them being like fucking Alien and being horrific killing machines with brains designed for unlocking cages is likely a huge exaggeration of what kind of nuanced and intelligent and complicated creatures they were.
We absolutely could have domesticated raptors. Dogs are more than capable of eating us, and once in a while actually do just that, but that doesn’t stop us from spending more on their special diets and cute sweaters than we do on our human children.
A wild raptor? Probably not, if you’ve ever had chickens you know how vicious they can turn suddenly. But you also know how affectionate and loyal they can be. A few generations of selective breeding and you will have the ultimate protection animal. Jurassic Park’s representation of them being like fucking Alien and being horrific killing machines with brains designed for unlocking cages is likely a huge exaggeration of what kind of nuanced and intelligent and complicated creatures they were.
I’ve had wolves, they make terrible pets, but even dedicated predators have a measure of deep loyalty and love for their family unit.
A: it’s a joke calm down.
B: even if dinosaurs have been around since the beginning of humanity we couldn’t have domesticated them yet and possibly never could.
C: Dogs are mammals we are practically the same species compared to dinosaurs.
D: velociraptors specifically did not have social and hierarchical genes that would require evolution to take over not domestication it took humans ~200,000,000 years to evolve that good luck keeping humans alive that long.
The word “absolutely” is generally considered an absolute and since it is in the first sentence sets the tone for the rest of the conversation as someone who absolutely has no room for negotiation on his view.
It’s an opinion, sure, I stand by it, but it’s not an emotional or hyperbolic term, so the impression of “intensity” you’re getting is kinda weird.
Allow me re-word your sentence:
“We absolutely could have domesticated raptors.”
My group without any possible room for disagreement from a sain man, disagrees with you the outsider.
My group (the royal ‘We’ giving a sense of universal acceptance but the sentence above clearly disagrees creating an in/out group mentality and the illusion that U am the odd one out placing me in the out group) without any possible room for disagreement from a sain man, disagrees with you the outsider (this last bit is interesting because it is not a sentence The layman would agree with wether true or not, ergo the entire point was to place me as an outsider not to make a fact).
That is an adversarial comment looking to discredit me.
A more proper way to say that would be something like:
You could domesticate a velociraptor.
Or if you truly believe it to be so
We do actually have evidence that it is possible to domesticate velociraptors.
As far as it being an opinion you are technically correct, your intentions might not have been to communicate aggression, however your opinion in this case doesn’t fall in the equation. you are performing the act of communication, the information that I received is what matters, otherwise you have failed that goal.
*pretentious
Oh sure, just the atheists WINNNNK
baltakateiFor a second I thought he was a raptortaur.
StiffyI have learned nothing whatsoever from Jurassic Park and am attempting to recreate dinosaurs. Blue, here I come!
Just don’t hire Newman.
I’d settle for getting to sleep
Yes, but Hermes instead
UnderpantsWeevilMe and my Dimetrodon saw you from across the club, and we liked your vibe.
Weird using a pic of Pratt, who join an extra culty sect of the church to make this point…
Here with his Praptor!
Accurate. I am an atheist and I do want that.
Why does the right wing spend so much time worrying about what other people are doing? Is it because they have so much guilt in their own lives?
That’s clearly the raptor priest, coming to tell his church kids to stop sleeping in, but then he just gets so excited by seeing them sleep that he forgets himself and joins in the cuddles.
𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)I’m cool with this
Not me! My pet dinosaur can sleep on the fucking floor!
You heartless monster. I can’t say no, so both of mine pile in bed with me.
Just make that dinosaur minipig-sized and you have a deal.
5ibelius9insterbergLet me tell you about:
YES.
Thank you.
I love learning about dinosaurs. My favorite is the Ankylosaurus. What’s yours?
- Yutyrannus ( basically a feathered Tyrannosaur)
- Borealopelta ( an absurdly well preserved Ankylosaur)
- Pachycephalosaurus
- Parasaurolophus
- Spinosaurus
Those are some of my favourite dinosaurs. If you want to learn about dinosaurs, give „Terrible Lizards“ a listen.
