New rule for filesystem developers

https://feditown.com/post/2617486

New rule for filesystem developers - FediTown

Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis. Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

2026: “My LLM is female and conscious.”

2016: “My body pillow is female and prefers to be called Waifuchan”

Any 2036 predictions? Or just nuclear winter?
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