So, the internet does not convey sarcasm or jokes very well, especially in text form.
I know you probably donāt care, and thatās good, but thatās why I assume you got the downvotes.
A simple /s is easy enough to type out to avoid a downvote or 5. ;p
Sarcasm is only one side; after 505 joke how older gen was cooler i got the question - maybe older genās fault that new gen grew not so cool? Definitely thereās no answer, but, at least, i got the question.
Me, i got question, not younger gen/s
And who havenāt seen that one kid who tried to get home while balancing vomit /no vomit ādecisionāā¦
My god it was awful, but it was a builder of character š

Around here they started getting rid of them in the 80ās. The story I was told is that kids would play ādropsiesā where youād drop a shoe under the platen and then try to grab it on the next round. Some kids would throw it far under and the kid reaching for it could get his head caught under and it could break their neck.
Thatās the gruesomest story I heard but I found many, many other ways to injure myself on these things.
Our big thing was daring each other to get the swings in the playground to go so high youād flip right over the stand. You had to stand up on the seat and pump hard to get high enough. I always chickened out, but some of the kids did it. The problem was the chains were then wrapped around the stand, making it harder to swing.
And yes, the surface under the swing was hard asphalt.
As a kid, going over the bar on the swings was a huge fucking deal!
I have vague recollections of some book or show where a kid went over the bar and as a result his body turned inside out. (Not sure if that was an actual thing or some fever dream I had!)
And the cartoon Recess had an episode where a kid went over the bar and disappeared, and all the kids thought he travelled to another dimension or became a god or something. (In reality he just jumped off the swing and hopped in his momās car, but nobody saw him because of glare from the sun)
Mythbusters did this. Its not possible - you have to replace the chain with solid bars.
But I think this is all entire human race thing. Idk anyone who has never tried this, or seen someone who has.
American Old: āBack in my day, we went outdoors and did things that built our bodies and minds. Why donāt you kids do that?ā
American Young: āCause you defunded all the public parks, demolished the outdoors to build parking lots, and sent cops to harass anyone caught outside the house without their parents.ā
American Old: āShut up, you woke antifa little shit. Nobody wants to hear you talk.ā