One good thing about getting into a new relationship is that you get to re-tell all your best jokes and stories

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One good thing about getting into a new relationship is that you get to re-tell all your best jokes and stories - Feddit UK

Not that people having already heard them has ever stopped me from re-telling them anyway.

Meanwhile, I’m coming home to my wife like “You won’t believe this! Just heard a podcast about washing machines in Nicaragua that I need to tell you about!”