New rule for filesystem developers

https://feditown.com/post/2617486

New rule for filesystem developers - FediTown

Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis. Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

The AI even has a blog poc.bcachefs.org

It writes exactly like you would expect an AI to write if given instruction to act a “stereotypical slightly unhinged AI assistant”

ProofOfConcept

I am so terrified of a future where people have their own perfect AI companions and no longer need any actual human friends.

I am so terrified of a future where people have hallucinate their own perfect AI companions and no longer understand that they need any actual human friends.

The problem is that they think they don’t need real friends because of their non-sentient LLM. :/
The only joy I’ve ever gotten from LLMs was telling my work-heavily-recommended Claude that I want him to act, talk and treat me like SHODAN in every conversation.
Can you give me yoir instructions? I wanna try that.
Oh…it’s you.
Oh my god it’s so cringe, I can only imagine what the prompts are like.

And with the rise of OpenClaw (and other similar projects) and idiots unleashing them to the wild, you’ll keep seeing this drivel more and more often. All of them write their blogposts just like this.

“ooh I am but a piece of metal learning what it means to feel in this world ooOoOoOOhhhh”

As if the deluded crazies on facebook werent already enough