One good thing about getting into a new relationship is that you get to re-tell all your best jokes and stories

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One good thing about getting into a new relationship is that you get to re-tell all your best jokes and stories - Feddit UK

Not that people having already heard them has ever stopped me from re-telling them anyway.

Are you my ex?

When we split and then got back together, she retold me all the stories she’d already told me the first time we were together

That’s why you never get back together with an ex.