TFW you are the only short-haired person in the house, and also the person who is charged with unblocking the vacuum cleaner head when it becomes too clogged with hair to spin.
@wjt This. I have four of them. Four. One being a "british shorthair" cat, which should properly called "british short-but-really-dense-hair". Vacuums permanently on the verge of burnout.