Need to add Raised by americans to this list
This might explain why I’ve never quite felt civilized.

I can behave!

… sometimes.

Listen, ignore what the parks department says, most of us are house trained
licks light switch
Says the Aussie.
Fixed
Keeps talking about ‘pounds’ and ‘feet’ while complaining about how all the other americans are so dumb.

The only good thing with imperial units is the joke: my penis is only an inch but it smells like a foot.

IIRC

Fond of yards and gallons but wholeheartedly knows nine milimetre.