FrostyTrichsApes together strong
KorhakaHow much of the least harmful substance do you need to give someone to fail a drugs test?
Like some poppy seeds on some bread? Actually harmless levels.
darkdemizeOpiates are out of your system relatively quickly. You’d have to be tested within a couple days of consumption to detect it. THC and it’s metabolites, however, bind with fats in your body and stick around for much longer, especially so for regular and chronic users. A single dose can be reliably detected more than a week after consumption, with chronic use detectable for months after the last dose.
kamenladySo, you’re saying you only need a little dose in order to fail the drug test?
So some very very light brownies would do, or?
That would be a win win. Theoretically.
In theory it might be possible, but in practice, I think you’d be spending a lot of money bringing in medicated brownies every day that are potent enough to build up in your system while also being weak enough to be undetectable.
This is funny as a meme but don’t give anyone any drugs they don’t know they’re taking, not even weed. You don’t know what they’re already taking (or abstaining from) just to be “normal,” and you don’t know their genetics.
Now, if you’re already a buncha potheads, planning this together, and having one brave person “admit” to HR that he “accidentally” brought the wrong batch of brownies his wife had made for her Baked Bridge party instead of the straight ones he had baked, could give the whole team a reprieve as well as a hilarious workday
mojofrododojoBaked Bridge
bridge is already incomprehensible to me, adding pot might actually be interesting
The lack of a singular way to bid in Bridge does decrease its accessibility to newcomers. Bidding aside it is no harder than any other trick taking game.
The lack of a singular way to bid in Bridge does decrease its accessibility to newcomers
eh, for me it’s guessing what the other player is experiencing and basing strategy off that ‘shared’ behavior.
That knowledge comes from knowing how to bid.
yeah but I’m no fucking goood at it lol. so yeah. maybe high
Additionally, this is a felony offense, at least in America, if they find out you did it intentionally
As the other comment says, why would anyone tell HR anything? They work for the company. You’re literally a resource that they’re managing for the company. As with all legal issues, shut the fuck up. You don’t admit to anything, legal or otherwise. If they want information they can get it themselves.
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