CheapPontoon

Jellybeans should be bigger.

In this essay I will describe how there's not enough flavor in just one jellybean, I need two MATCHING jellybeans for a good flavor burst, and it is hard to find a matching pair especially while you're driving...

Feb 25 at 7:58pmWeb
Show threadbimmerFeb 25
@CheapPontoon I'm now taking investments toward braille jellybeans for safer driving
Show thread"Musty Bits" McGeeFeb 26

@CheapPontoon

1. Leave bag in car on sunny day
2. Bigger jelly bean
3. Profit!

Show threadThekingoflordaFeb 26
@CheapPontoon best I can do is halve the size and increase the price.
Show threadWesDymFeb 26
@CheapPontoon There are jumbo jelly beans. I've seen them. Hard to find, and limited flavours, but they're out there.
Show threadJosh Feb 26
@wesdym @CheapPontoon you mean valonia ventricosa? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valonia_ventricosa
Show threadCheapPontoonFeb 26
@josh0 i’d try that sushi if I saw someone else eat it first!
Show threadJosh Feb 26
@CheapPontoon I assume it’s safe…
Show threadCheapPontoonFeb 26
@josh0 like the joke. All sushi is edible — one time anyway.
Show threadGreg Burrell 🦞🚴🥔Feb 26
@CheapPontoon I feel like there's a missed opportunity here to pitch jellybeans as a service
Show threadmrstickmanFeb 27

@CheapPontoon Cherry Sours.

https://nuts.com/chocolatessweets/gummies/gummy-sours/fruit/assorted.html

Assorted Fruit Sours | Sour Fruits | Nuts.com

Assorted fruit sours from Nuts.com are cherry, lemon, lime, orange, and grape flavored sour candies. Available in bulk. Great prices and ready to ship.

Show threadDan Kletter 🥑Feb 27
@CheapPontoon @HailsandAles Dear Jelly Belly, I have an idea that will make us both very rich. If you just open your heart I know we could have something really beautiful, yours forever…