Does maintaining Linux filesystems make people mentally ill, or do only mentally ill people become filesystem maintainers?
I propose that the developers take turns to limit the exposition to whatever it is, that makes people go strange when they have to develop a filesystem.
I propose a process like for the Liquidators in Chernobyl.
No one is allowed to maintain a Linux file system for more than 90 seconds.
Then the next one takes over, to avoid lethal exposure.
Starting to sound a lot like an SCP