after:
sysbench cpu events/sec
1 thread: 660.88 → 868.10 (31.3% faster)
6 threads: 3642.20 → 4719.33 (29.5% faster)
10 threads: 7749.72
12 threads: 5704.65 → 8729.12 (53% faster)
20 threads: 12799.91
sysbench memory speed
1 thread: 3503.25 MiB/sec → 5076.27 MiB/sec (44.9% faster)
4 threads: 6024.63 MiB/sec → 6917.59 MiB/sec (14.8% faster)
10 threads: 11919.66 MiB/sec
12 threads: 11021.86 MiB/sec → 13013.31 MiB/sec (18% faster)
20 threads: 15993.6 MiB/sec
sysbench threading test total events/10 sec
1 thread: 11258 → 16260 (44.4% faster)
6 threads: 56184 → 81484 (45% faster)
10 threads: 59613
12 threads: 32456 → 55273 (70.3% faster)
20 threads: 46462
29 HOURS LATER YAAAY that was an adventure goddamn. pretty pleased with the results!