It is awful
It is awful
that’s a really good idea. a gentle wake alarm, followed by a “FUCKING WAKE UP” alarm; that way you can try to wake peacefully and if that fails get jolted awake.
fat lot of that does me now that I’ve had a child, but I wondered how that could have worked.
I’m a huge fan of lights that simulate the sunrise. They make me wake up fully and comfortably. The absolute perfect way to start my day. Unfortunately it works equally well on my wife who goes to bed and wakes up several hours after I do and hates that thing. Eventually I’m likely to win on this fight, but until I’m too deaf for alarms or she and I have to wake up at the same time, I suck it up and accept that I love her more than a comfortable start to my day.
Peaceful sounds unfortunately don’t wake me
I have no idea how I manage to wake up 1 to 20 minutes before my alarm sometimes.
What do you mean I woke up at 05:59? Have I been counting without knowing it??
Yes. You have a circadian rhythm. It’s a clock in your body and it’s pretty accurate. It’s why you get hungry around the same time every day.
The experience of regularly waking up right before an unpleasant sound would occur is from operant conditioning.
I used to live by a railroad track in the city. So all night at specific times, freight trains ran through , blasting their horns. After a month I would wake up about 5-10 min multiple times a night, right before the trains. So I could cover my head and ears.
The decibels was nearly 80 in my apartment. Which was close to as if a lawnmower was running in my room. Insanely loud.
So the aversion/punishment part of the conditioning worked well to train me to wake up and cover my head with a pillow.
Reminds me of this funny video exaggerating the difference between default Android and iPhone alarms:

Isn’t it amazing that a human can be conditioned to respond behaviorally to a stimulus that requires precision tracking of time and also this occurs while sleeping. ?
I mean think about it.
You wake up 5 min before the alarm goes off. To snooze it.
Your brain kept track of the time the whole time you were sleeping. And was able to wake you up at the right moment with a specific thought “turn off the alarm”.
Honestly, conditioning theory is fascinating.
