(I promise this is unrelated to the previous post, I actually had this thought earlier and I'm trying to distract myself by posting silly things now (so, semi-related in an "any topic but THAT" way))

[ahem]

a sad truth:

I will be beautiful and hott and sexy when my boobs are sagging, but it's a CRIME that there isn't someone to enjoy them NOW. (seriously, peak timing. ha. i made a punny.) A crime that such glorious art isn't being admired, and a crime against the person who is MISSING OUT on enjoying them.

PS- Like, I say this with utter sincerity. They're great. And tragically "you've never heard of my favorite rack"-level obscure.

#cw:-talking-about-titties #which-feels-like-a-funny-CW-for-a-place-literally-called-WAFRN #but-you-know #cw:-body-image #i-guess? #also-don't-get-bored-and-quit-reading-halfway-through-then-leave-this-tab-open-when-granny-has-to-take-your-phone-to-see-the-picture-of-your-new-girlfriend-better #BOOBS #damn-double-parentheses-ALMOST-got-me #ty-edit-button-you're-the-GOAT