Where does that put Judaism? Just a barebones Linux kernel without the rest of the OS?

Judaism is Unix.

Nah Unix should be Zoroastrianism and Judaism should be Minix

That would imply Judaism copied Zoroastrianism’s homework. Since they came around the same time, it would be something else. Zoroastrianism should be AmigaOS. Judaism should be Unix. Would islam be Solaris? Would Wahhabism be Solaris post oracle?