How dare you, I argue about a LOT more than just politics with strangers on the internet!
No, you don’t!
That is not an argument. An argument is a connected series of statement intended to establish a proposition.
No, it’s not!

For those that aren’t familiar: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDB5gbtaEQ

It’s beautiful.

Argument - Monty Python

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I’m sorry, is this the 5 minute argument or the full half hour?