I've gotten too used to the silent Mac Laptops. Struggling to find an equally silent laptop I can use for Linux (and buy in NZ). Why does Apple have to make awesome hardware and also be a horrible company. Distros that work on Mac hardware are too experimental right now, don't recommend them. I know all about them. You're wasting the limited amount of typing you have in this life.
@grumpygamer not saying you should do this because its kind of a headache to set up, but linux on my used surface pro runs dead silent and works beautifully. Installing the custom kernel was a little tough though.