"Hi, would you like to see the menu?"

  • Immunity for murder (2m in BTC)
  • Immunity for rape (5k in BTC)
  • The Epstein special, or immunity from pedophelia (5m in BTC)
  • Immunity for drug trafficking (15m in BTC)
TIL getting away with rape is 400 times cheaper than getting away with murder.
This is because rape implies a crime on a lower class human, while murder assumes you didn’t get away with it by default so you must have killed a rich conservative white man.