Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Axolotl Plush.

What do you call a baby axolotl?

An axolittle.

Well it's been fun folks, I'll see myself out.
https://collabs.shop/v7fype

I'm obsessed with axolotls, I'd sell my soul for them to be a real animal.
@lowqualityfacts if its outside, is it an exolotl?

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It is always best to sell things that do not exist, like souls, they are less expensive to acquire and can be resold at your convenience!

@lowqualityfacts Put away a doubt from my mind, would you. You know they are for real, right?
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They're as real as tardigrades & I've given my kid some toy ones