Don't forget to wash up!

https://lemmy.world/post/43541539

I need to start taking benzodiazepines or blood pressure meds. Fake shit getting engagement online boils my blood. I can’t believe people are this stupid. A reasonable person would go “that never happened” and the post should die into obscurity. But instead this. And then there’s the degenerates willing to defend it “nothing ever happens”, as a retort which makes me angrier, because literally 99% of this stuff really never happens.
I saw this posted a few years ago and apparently the stickers were designed and placed there by pranksters. Which, you know, should have been pretty obvious to everyone to begin with.
This platform is absolutely notorious for missing obvious satire.
Definitely the first thing that stood out to me when I joined.
If this was in a c/funny or a c/microblog community it’d be a little scammy. But in this comm I actually think it’s too good to be a shitpost. What has become of the low-effort garbo we used to know and love?
These pictures don’t look real at all.
After searching around for a bit, and finding only a single Etsy listing for this sticker, I’ve come to the conclusion that this is an ad for that overpriced sticker.
If it is legit, the faucet design makes no sense.

I mean, it’s legit in that the sticker exists. Whether there was an uproar over the sticker’s usage, which I believe seems unlikely, I smell something fishy.

The modern internet is such a weird place. A gypsy market within a fully stocked library that also houses a compendium of games. I don’t love it.

I mean “legit” in that it was designed to really just be a hands and sink rather than a butthole and penis.
Ah, I gotcha now. Yeah, it’s definitely just goatse+1 penis. The spout and sink aren’t even reminiscent of any plumbing I’ve ever seen.
100% sure they did this on purpose
They always does this.
Hoping english isn’t your first language.
you can also explain the mistake they made, instead of doing… this?
why bother¿
And if isn’t they, it’s them.
there is nothing confusing about it. use hands to spread your asshole and prepare for cock, apparently.
And take off that ring.
I can’t remember if I was wearing it before, but I’m not wearing it now. It’s probably fine. I think. Maybe.
I don’t get how that’s even supposed to be a sink.what faucet looks like that? And what sink is shaped that way?
Because the lining on the left is in black.
The Gay Agenda is clear now: proper manual hygiene after butt stuff.
They knew

Knew what?

…Also why is there a picture of a person opening their anus up for that penis?

Thumbs are in the wrong way is they wanted to depict a person in front of a washing basin.

This is definitely on purpose.

While I agree with your conclusion, stick your hands under the water palms up and see which way your thumbs point.

Unless the picture depicts someone washing their hands and dick in a sink, though in that case it’s the arms that are wrong.

Ah yes I love washing my hands palms up, just like a human regular person!
What? Do you only wash the backs of your hands?
No I wash both the back and front and in between the fingers and under the nails.
This is like when people’s mom’s pretend to not know what sex is. The artist knew what they were doing. The managers knew it when they paid for the stickers. Like everyone involved in this process “wink/nudge collaborated” to get this into a bathroom

Generally, when looking at a vertical representation of horizontal space, we think of the top as further away from the viewer, and the bottom as closest (think the graphics on your stove letting you know which know goes to which burner… the back burners are the top ones, and the fronts are the bottom.

The only reason to have the faucet appear as closer and ypur hands as farther away is to intentionally make it loom dirty…

…Unless this graphic is telling you to stand on the far side of the basin and wash someone else’s hands for them.

Por favor muéstrame su culo
not accidental
Also not viral
an attempt has been made.

I mean, 4 million views is a lot. If I uploaded a video of my cat locking her fat belly got 4 million views I’d say it went viral

Nothing confusing there

Confusing?

They spelled ‘suggestive’ incorrectly.

Yeah, this has to be AI

Nobody “designs” that without knowing exactly what they’re doing

Pretty sure I saw that same design more than a decade ago tho.
No way that wasn’t intentional
Now, what does this remind me of?
how come nobody is mentioning that it is probably just funny vandalism?