Tears in my eyes me too hfjshdjshfjdh @[email protected] 💀💀💀😭😭😭
I need to be fireman-carried by him so bad it's actually not funny at all
Or he can just throw me over his shoulder like a sack of rice that works too
@spffnity.bsky.social I think at least Once, HC deserves to make trouble at the club and get Removed by gege
Maybe in a skin that no one else will recognize hfskfhskhd
[ #cybermoths, cyberpunk #mothualian ] the intent is No One knows him but thats pointless when hc has very specific tells that he includes on his personal skins that xl can recognize everytime. but xl cant exactly treat a random customer none of them have seen differently, so he takes hc down +
in the skin with only a small smile that says 'i know who you are' -- hc puts up a fight of course, he has to play a part after all but whatever his original plan was? its scrapped to get tossed about by gege and tossed about does he get, onto his back on the ground then hes wrestled onto his +
front, xl pulling out ziptie cuffs from one of his many pockets and with a speed hc wasnt ready for. xl leans forward briefly, to ask against hcs short ear if their too tight hes sorry, its got to look convincing and then hc is being hauled up and over xls shoulder and hes trying not to explode +
as xl waves off the others and says he's going to drop this fellow back into the temp lockup they have, the one way in the back thats Never actually used because xl just throws them out everyone @ uhhhh ok?? xl sets hc down gently in the chair in the room then huffs, san lang what are you doing???
YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH UHH HUHHHHHH
something something hc refusing to break character and xl (after checking no ones in the hall) locking the door and climbing into the butterflys lap, hcs wrists still bound behind him and clipped to the chair so he cant move (esp not with geges weight in his lap now) and xl "interrogates" him
xl: i have ways of making you talk hc: quirks a brow, smile wide and not the expression of someone worried at all xl, pausing, trying to think of the movies hes seen and growing increasingly red because he can feel hc excited under him and only getting harder: san lang-- san lang i havent even--
(the "done anything yet" goes unsaid but hcs grin gets wider and the butterfly teases that he thought the bouncer was supposed to be making HIM talk...?) (he proceeds to get kissed instead which hc remarks Prevents him from talking and xl finally pinches him)
*incoherent screeching*
XL getting flustered after being Badass is so funny I love himfdhjddh
@spffnity.bsky.social at some point HC asks if he's going to be doing a different kind of bouncing tonight?
listen xl deserves to stand up and pull things out of his cargo pants pockets that are NOT part of being a bouncer but that he keeps on hand now because him and hc have Far too many encounters in places where they find they need them xl laying them out on the plain metal table like things hes +
going to use to get the "answers" out of hc but also hes very aware that they dont look threatening at all (also its a bit embarassing to be pulling SO MUCH out but hes always prepared!!!) but they make hcs eyes bright and his body tenses up all the same
XL: *slowly pulls out an entire bottle of lube and sets it on the table* I'm sobbifnfhdj
Gege's cargo pants are like Mary Poppin's bag but for sex with HC
@crownlessagain.bsky.social He pulls out fuzzy handcuffs (gift from either Shi Qingxuan or Pei Ming) and says "Well I guess we don't need these."