Did you know: despite its apparent massive scale, the Internet is located inside a two-story brick building near Limerick Colbert train station.

#MastoDaoine

@dmbaturin

This is where John Mastodon was born, when there was no room at the Inn, and the storefront was just a stable back then before his followers commemorated it as The Innternet

@float13 Like with all legends and relics, it's difficult to say for certain.
There are like five sites claiming to be his birthplace, and countless shrines that claim to have his trunk, tusks, collarbones, and other organs, despite the fact that he's repeatedly sighted by his followers with all those organs intact.