Mitch Hedberg would be 58 years old today. Happy birthday, Mitch. I hate that you're dead.
Happy birthday, Mitch. In your honor, I will make a vending machine that sells vending machines. That's going to be a huge vending machine.
Happy birthday, Mitch. In your honor, I will make a vending machine that sells vending machines. That's going to be a huge vending machine.