i have a little guy to install

MIDNIGHT PROJECT GOGOGO

before:
sysbench cpu events/sec
1 thread: 660.88
6 threads: 3642.20
12 threads:  5704.65

sysbench memory speed
1 thread: 3503.25 MiB/sec
4 threads: 6024.63 MiB/sec
12 threads: 11021.86 MiB/sec

sysbench threading test total events/10 sec
1 thread:  11258
6 threads: 56184
12 threads: 32456

ok. lets get gloopy

1 AM PROJECT GOGOGOG

do u think dell would do me a solid and gimme the BOM/kit bits to solder in a second cpu

seems a fun weekend project right

oh its configuring ram

oh its configuring the idrac that doesnt exist

oh the fans are MAXED

fingies cwossed

oOH MY GOD THAT WAS NOT MAXIMUM

IT HAS NEVER BEEN THIS LOUD WGHAT THE DRAC CONFIG FAILED IM SCARED

flashing back to the datacenter days

i think i have to zap the pram or some shitt

oh its going eeee

im gonna need the kilowatt of fans going rn to calm the hell down tjough

why did i think this was a good project to start at midnight

the idrac is cooked. this thing doesnt even have an idrac but it still uses it for system mgmt or some shit. i wouldnt care if not for the GHOSTLY HOWL of an active leafblower

🎵 idgaf 🎵

do it anywaaayss ~

there are two (2) ways i have seen this situation be recovered

one is: Buy a new mainboard lol
the other is: desolder the iDRAC EMMC
clean pads
install new preballed EMMC
somehow reinstall iDRAC firmware

i could try to put the old cpu back in

eeehhuuhh