Kentucky man covered in fur arrested after he is found having sex with a deer, cops say

https://lemmy.ca/post/60880258

Kentucky man covered in fur arrested after he is found having sex with a deer, cops say - Lemmy.ca

cross-posted from: https://lemmings.world/post/41792313 [https://lemmings.world/post/41792313]

I’ve always wanted to fuck a deer. They’re pretty hot. But there is no way I’d fuck a dead and the deer would have to be a consenting deer adult. This guy just crossed a line us ethical deer fuckers would never cross.
I’m sure some of those Japanese deer that bow for snacks would be up for it, in exchange for the right treat.
I think most of those Japanese deer just suck you off. I’m need the full treatment. Plus the Japanese ones are naturally censored.

that’s just how Japanese are. they’re so technologically advanced that a black box covers their genitals 24/7.

no Japanese has ever seen their own genitals ever.