i thought this was a #brandnewsentence, but n o p e www.justice.gov/usao-sdtx/pr...

 
"In August 2023, Jennifer Mayo had illegally smuggled 60 Dong Tao chicken eggs into the United States from Vietnam and Cambodia. She was also attempting to hatch them at her home in Ingleside."
MAYO?!?????
this is worse than that fuckarse baked beans protein smoothie