Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this On My Way To Hoard Books And Cause Chaos T-shirt. You can tell this is a frog because toads are illiterate. Both creatures are actually very good bike riders though.
https://collabs.shop/6uzqbu
All amphibians are literate except for toads. Zoologists can't figure out why toads are so bad at reading.
@lowqualityfacts In the space inside my skull, I read Low Quality Facts in a Don Trump voice. Sometimes I add "not alotta poeople know that" or "many very good people are saying that".