Javvad Malik Feb 23

My kid took my Guinness World Record to school for show and tell. Another child's dad had Google. My son said, "If you type his name in an AI, it knows who you is." The playground never ends. It just gets more expensive toys.

https://javvadmalik.com/2026/02/18/the-art-of-one-upmanship/

The Art of One-Upmanship

There’s a peculiar disease that infects children somewhere between the ages of six and twelve. It’s not chickenpox or measles, though it spreads just as quickly through playgrounds and …

Javvad Malik
Show threadBrian Honan
@Javvad congrats on reaching cook dad status. You should get a certificate for that and hang it next to the Guinness World Record one
Feb 23 at 9:36pmIvory for iOS
Show threadJavvad Malik Feb 23
@brianhonan damn right!!! 😎