I bought my first ever butane torch and there's so much to roast all over my yard and nobody to stop me

https://feddit.uk/post/44810622

Fun fact: 90% of forest fires are cussed by human activity.

More fun fact: 100% of crme brulee are tasty.

100% of forest fires are caused by forests being flammable
We should get rid of forests. Dangerous shit.
I heard they’re flammable, we could just torch 'em.

sudden memory of camping near a logging site, when someone’s less than stable friend got their hands on an unsecured flamethrower

I mean we kinda already do. We could more so, though.