Mastodawn

By some coincidence, I can remember the numbers 2, 4, 6, 8 and 10.

What are the odds?

@Natasha_Jay Very odd... I guess we're even now.

@Natasha_Jay killing it on the dad jokes

@Natasha_Jay oh dear. Oh, dear. Oh. Dear.

No idea but that can be calculated

@Natasha_Jay You remember 6 but not 7?

For shame!

Sorry, I'll yeet myself out of the nearest window, that was appalling, I know.

P.S.: I live on a ground floor, no need to panic.

Tucking this away to annoy my friends with unsolicited dad jokes. Also my children, but Dad Jokes are a condition of living with me.

Regaled some friends last night and they needed more desks for their heads.

@Natasha_Jay I'll give you evens.

I can remember 4, 16, 36, 64 and 100. I'm a bit of a square.