Some people post the weirdest, most nonsensical bullshit on here.

I would like to sincerely thank those people.

Also, keep the dad jokes coming. The cheesier, the better.

@sezduck

I’ll try but they nacho be very gouda.

@sezduck what cheese do you use to tempt a bear out of a cave?

Camembert.

@sezduck I agree wholeheartedly- love the mix!
@sezduck just doing my job 😌​
@sezduck And a merry aardvark to you too. TURNIP!
@sezduck i need more goofy on my feed!
@sezduck
Agreed. Anything to escape from reality.
@sezduck they go where nautilus dare
@sezduck I would say that more stupidity is required. Life is already way too serious.
@sezduck cuddle bug., where is the weird? I would like to experience more frivolity.
@sezduck

STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO D-

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I mean you're welcome.

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@sezduck I asked folks to remind me in 20 minutes to take my tendies out of the oven, and they actually did.

<3

@sezduck

I had a fabulous conversation with a total stranger about dog & wombat turds.

@sezduck
It really does make for a much better social experience than being over inundated with bots and hateful asshats.