Daily checkup of my boobs: yep, still there 
@morgann those are so adorable, wants to delicately fondle and kiss them,,, 

@miranda omg yes please do, I very enjoy that  

and it works in all contexts too: feeling a bit dominant? pin me against the wall and slide your hand from my head down my face and neck towards my chest, fondling them all while kissing my neck,,

cuddly time on the sofa while watching TV? hold me close or have me rest my head on your lap and at some point slide your hand under my shirt,,

bed snuggles? use them as pillow,,

night time walk in the streets or in a park? get me in a corner or behind a tree to lift up my shirt and play with my boobs like the slut bitch I am,,

@morgann @miranda those all sound like perfectly reasonable uses for boobs