BlueMonday1984Feb 23

Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 1st March 2026

https://awful.systems/post/7380892

Show threadnfultz

futurism.com/…/rentahuman-musk-ai h/t naked capitalism

Liteplo is the genius behind RentAHuman, an online marketplace where humans can lease out their bodies to autonomous AI agents.

gah

Last week, Wired writer Reece Rogers offered his body up to the platform, finding that most of the jobs offered were scams to promote other AI startups.

lmao of course they were

Man Letting AI Rent Human Bodies Says Elon Musk Is His Hero

Alex Liteplo, co-founder of RentAHuman, said that Elon Musk is the "entrepreneur hero" giving him inspiration.

Futurism
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Show threadlurkerFeb 23

it’s always the Elon Musk fans isnt it.

and on the topic of Futurism articles on Elon Musk: futurism.com/…/court-trouble-jury-hates-elon-musk

one word: LMFAOOOO

Court Having Trouble Assembling Jury for Elon Musk Because People Hate Him So Much

Elon Musk's legal team fumed as prospective jurors made it clear that they absolutely hated the billionaire.

Futurism
Show threadV0ldekFeb 23
Forget who said it (I think e.w. niedermeyer) but if you were a true Musk Hater you would lie your way into that jury no matter the cost
Show threadJonathan HendryFeb 23

@V0ldek @lurker

You’d need to have a clean social media history with no negative comments about Musk, and probably have to avoid such comments after the trial, lest Musk’s lawyers get wind of it.

Show threadV0ldekFeb 23
It takes dedication, but the payoff is too big to not try
Show threadantifuchsFeb 23
Not… sneer? Wha is this?!
Show threado7___o7Feb 23
Revolutionary Snepuku
Show threadV0ldekFeb 23

Nuke your socials for the trial

Hardest choices, strongest wills, etc.

Imagine the book you could write at the end

Show threadSoyweiserFeb 23
Well, just dont use your real name online.
Show threadEntertainment Porpoises OnlyFeb 23

@lurker @nfultz

> If it was any other defendant and a juror said “I hate that guy and he has no moral compass,” Broome argued, that juror would be dismissed

I mean, maybe, but this is an Objectively Correct Opinion

Show threadAmoeba_GirlFeb 25

Liteplo says the seed of RentAHuman was planted during his travels in Japan, where humans can lease other humans as escorts.

“The story that I could tell anyone to blow their mind is that you can rent a boyfriend or a girlfriend,” he said.

huh? his big epiphany is learning about prostitution?