Here's how I read that Greenland thing: Greenland: Oh, hey! We had to rescue an American from that submarine you've got lurking 7 nautical miles offshore, who faced an urgent medical crisis. Trump, caught patrolling an ally: EMergency! I'll send a sick boat that's in the sick bay.
@emptywheel.bsky.social
The USA should explained what this sub was doing there. I honestly never thought l would witness something like this. BABA (BUY ANYTHING BUT AMERICAN)