Graham Sutherland / Polynomial"texting a message used to take a time approximately proportional to the sum of the alphabetical indices of the message's characters modulo 3" is one of those things that is absolutely true but also 100% sounds like a shitpost if you weren't around for that era.
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twifkak@nota @gsuberland When Tom Petty sang, "The waiting is the hardest part", I think it was about this.