Laffy Taffy
Laffy Taffy
Fun fact: trips from Denmark to any part of South America tend to cost in excess of $100 too.
Also, I’d probably have to do a layover in the US, which isn’t exactly safe for anyone who isn’t a rich white right wing Christian lately.
I’m not curious enough about alternative bananas to risk being thrown in a concentration camp in order to sample them…
SE Asia only solves part of your problem but that’s better than solving none of it, right?
It’s also where bananas actually originated…that counts for something, right?
counterpoint: youtu.be/I9ZtvpBoXzI
TL;DW banana candy does not taste like cavendish either

When I was a kid, I didn’t like cherry flavour for similar reasons, but for some reason, as an adult my tastes changed and it’s alright.
So I think grape flavour is generally just you, sorry to say. I certainly like it alright. :)
So I may only love it because it was my mom’s favorite flavor so I have good memories of being a kid and picking grape stuff to share with her. But yeah I love the flavor. It’s definitely one of the more divisive of the popular artificial flavors though.
I can’t comment on it tasting like a soviet urinal, I’m not kinky enough to know how that tastes.
I hate grape flavoring as well, and always have. Actual grapes? Delicious. Raisins? Also great. But candy pretending to be grape flavored just feels like a chemical approximation of the worst flavors in a grape.
Cherry is also shit. I love cherries, my ideal relationship is where I get the cherries from the milkshakes and give the pickles from whatever. But cherry flavored candy or soda or whatever, unless it’s a nice place and they’re just pouring maraschino juice in your drink, tastes like being 6 and being forced to drink cough syrup.