the one where ross says a slur

The one that still gets me, and mostly because in this day and age of 2026 it still doesn’t get as much homophobic backlash as I feel it clearly deserves is the pejorative: cocksucker.

In my anecdotal experience, 99.55% of the time, it’s leveraged against men and used as a homophobic slur.

But even so, is sucking cock really that terrible of a thing to do? The vast majority of people with a cock enjoy the service. We literally celebrate the people who do it well for us personally, in most cases.

Why is it used as a slur?

Anyway, I’m off to suck some cock, see ya’ll later.

Motherfucker - Includes (Most) dads of 2 or more kids.

Why two or more?

Do you think people with only one child no longer have sex?

It’s that I can’t prove that a 1 child father is a Motherfucker.

2 kids from the same mother? Someone is a Motherfucker.

Hello, 1 child motherfucker here, and I appreciate your reasoning!

Although, since my mind can’t help but wander into the what-ifs and edge cases, I bet there is some tiny number of pairings of people who have 2+ biological children together and yet never had sex.

Oh yes. A whole lot of edge cases. Surrogate mothers, step-dads, lesbian and gay parents etc. Lots of people to offend with an off the cuff joke.

I chose to focus on the obvious motherfuckers.