@aburtch I didn’t log into LinkedIn for a couple years, because why would I? But when I tried to late last year my account had been locked for “suspicious activity” (== “not logging in for two years”). Step one to recover the account was “send us an ID” and welp, I guess I’m never using LinkedIn again! Because fuck no I’m not doing that…

I still get the satisfaction of knowing my LinkedIn short code URL is just my first name🤘