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Why can I vividly picture what these smell like?
That you can picture any kind of smell is worth calling a scientist about.
I picture your mom every night
Ey ich frag doch nurWith your nose?
Oh yeeah
MelodiousFunkPretty sure what you’re thinking of is the blasphemy called fondant.
I… I think i was talking about the waxy cups? But maybe that’s fondant, too. (Though, somehow my smell association with fondant is the cold freezer-burn smell.)
Whoops, I misunderstood then.
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Herbal GamerAre you the protagonist of My Summer Car?
If you curse with things like “dick of a pussy”, I’m gonna guess yes.
I don’t think I’ve ever used or even heard the phrase… unfortunately…?
But “the pussy of a dick” would be something like “vitun kyrpä”, which is something I may have used once or twice or thrice or…
But it’s more like saying “you fucking dick”. “Vittu” is our “fuck” more or less, contextually, although if you take it literally it means a certain type of female reproductive organ, yeah. But then again if you take “fuck” literally it’s having sex.
Back in the late 80s and early 90s we had these things called malls, and they all played music without lyrics, because a mall is a noisy place and any lyrics get lost.
Also I think there were performance fees for playing copyright music. The laws are obtuse.
Anyway, most of the malls settled on this mass produced milquetoast “smooth jazz”. And then piped that into all of their stores.
This story has nothing to do with the creation of that pattern, which was made for a Sweetheart Cup Company internal design contest. The designer needed a name that wasn’t just Gina’s submission, and so a random word was picked.
The fact that most malls had started using those same sort of pastel colors might have had some subconscious impact, but that’s just my thoughts on it.
BurgerBaronThat’s better than my lazy assumption that it had to do with an old trope started in the 1950’s that resurged during the early personal computer age in the form of lightning bolts, stars, smoke, animations shooting out of an instrument to show the intensity of the musician or just a banging song.
Yup, Gin Ekiss had said that the name was just a random word.
Yes, performance fees were, and still are a thing. That’s why there are separate streaming services for playing background music in e.g. restaurants and malls, which have licences that cover that use case. You can’t just use e.g. Spotify even if you pay the appropriate fees separately, at least where I’m from (Finland). Same goes for playing TV and radio in the background – if it’s specifically as background noise or e.g. TV at a bar you typically need separate licencing on top of the one used by the channel itself for distribution. Might be different in the US for example, but copyright laws tend to be quite similar across countries (unfortunately).
The smooth jazz in malls part is likely a lot due to the (historically) overwhelming market share of the company Muzak. They were the pioneer of background music in commercial environments and got a strong enough presence in the market that their name ended up a generic one. AFAIK they’re still a large player in the business.
Mall music basically ended up as its own genre due to Muzak and how big it became, and started influencing other media as well. As an example, the style was referred to in the soundtrack of the first Sims game in the buy mode, where it brought with it the feeling of rampant consumerism and buzz of purchasing new stuff. At least according to this video essay on the subject, which in my mind makes its point quite convincingly. (the relevant part from 11:46 onwards, but the video is altogether quite interesting)
Mallsoft is also a subgenre of vaporwave.
Of course, true aficionados listen to ‘Attention K-Mart Shoppers’.
Palm Mall, by 猫 シ Corp.
8 track album
MinnesotaGoddamthey would have called it jizz, but that was taken by a genre of syncopated space synth bebop
Jizz-wailer
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rudyharrelsonI got a face mask with this design on it at the start of covid. One day I was talking out of a shop and a guy wearing a jacket with the same design walked past me. We both did the “Spider-Man pointing” meme
SeductiveTortoiseI didn’t know the cups, but that design has been all over the 90s and especially the colors. Everything was in those colors. Including fake silk track suits.
I want to wrap my car like this so bad
My hood has a bunch of rock chips from the track. So I did buy a $40 cheap as fuck wrap off Amazon and did my hood well enough for a first time.
I’m hesitant to do it on the nicer paint, but honestly, it’s not even a full side on my white car. I should nut up and finally do it when warm.
Do it …anyways
Seems justified.
Behold 🫴
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rustydrdaaaand fuck i just bought drapes in all three of these colors now i know why
ForesterJazzy af
Ew who jazzed on the cake