I’m sure there’s a metaphor in there
RFK Jr. came to mind. But he doesn’t seem very pettable.
You can drink raw milk in a hot tub with him shirtless though
Tbf you should be shirtless in a hot tub if you’re a guy. That’s normal. Everything else otoh…
This is weirdly gendered for no reason.
Parasite pulled the wool over their eyes.