I think I like 4chan screenshots because of the timestamp.

Everything else is like “2 minutes ago” but it’s a screencap from 2014.

Even tells you the day of the week.

I absolutely hate fuzzy dates, not only because of the problem you mentioned, but also because they can get wildly inaccurate. For example, on youtube I often see something counted as posted a year ago, but if I look at the absolute timestamp, it was actually 1 year and 10 months. That’s too big of a difference to truncate.

I absolutely hate fuzzy dates,

Fine, we will have oily dates.

I like my dates pitted