If I ever meet a witch, I will be mean to her. I want to be a frog…
need a witch to put me in my place >_<
Become the witch you want to see in the world.

Step 1: Learn how to turn people into frogs.

Step 2: Cool hat.

The wind shifts, carrying a strong odor of piss and cheese. France, you think to yourself, why did this have to happen in France?

Current Objective: Survive
Frogs be looking mighty polite out here

Yeah, the reason why it makes princes miserable is because they feel entitled to wealth, power, and ruling over people.

Things you cannot get as a frog.