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AmulettaLove in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days
Well if you’re trapped in a small village with a bunch of fit and lean 20-30 year olds from different countries wouldn’t you want to bang them? This happens at every Olympic
otterCondoms courtesy of Vatican City
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spicy pancakethis has been an ongoing meme since the invention of the Olympics
somebody did a reverse NASA with the tampons here. the correct amount of condoms to order for the Olympics is probably something like (the number that somebody could use if they were fucking 24/7 the entire event) x (the number of attendees) x (quadruple it for good measure)
I read something saying the Paris games had 2 per person per day, while these games had about 10x less
«x times less» – bad way to express a ratio?
I’ve come across an opinion of the native speakers of English that if one says, for example, that «Ann has 3 times less apples than John», this doesn’t equals to «John has 3 times as many apples as Ann does». They claim that in the strict logical sense, the meaning of the former sentence is...
teftA bunch of fit young people pushed together into a tiny village. Why wouldn’t you have literal truck loads of protection? They’re very obviously going to fuck like rabbits.
Stress also tends to make people want to get it. I used to go to a very nerdy week long event (feel free to guess, but I’m just going to laugh at all the things suggested, and never confirm) in college and there was a ton of hooking up there.
Definitely Renaissance Faire
Birth control isn’t very kosher in Italy.
They should make an official Olympic event on how these condoms get used so fast. People want to know…friend wants to know.
There is a music video by Tommy Cash along these lines, it’s actually hosted on Pornhub because it’s quite pornographic
“In Paris the athletes received 300,000 condoms — two per day each— but the numbers for these Winter Games were significantly lower: not even 10,000,” La Stampa’s report states.
In Paris, the beds started breaking.
jqubedJust under 3,000 athletes are competing at the Winter Olympics, compared to around 10,500 in the Paris Games two years ago.
Rough estimation says the organizers should’ve provided closer to 100,000 condoms, 10x what they supplied.
In Paris, the beds started breaking.
I thought that didn’t actually happen? Despite reports before the games that the beds were made of cardboard to prevent sex by collapsing under the weight of two people, the organizers denied that was the reason and athletes posted videos during the games showing multiple people jumping on a bed.
The reason for the cardboard was so they could recycle the beds and IIRC it was a Rupert Murdoch tabloid that started the story that it was actually to prevent sex.
You’re right about the beds and it’s a bit of a joke but I do recall now that it was a Murdoch anti environmentalist slag who wrote it up.
I thought that didn’t actually happen?
In answer to the question as written: yes, you did think that didn’t happen. I’m mostly certain on this.
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SoftQuartzI swear I’ve read this before lol
A friend’s stepfather used to live in Alaska and he told us, Middle school kids, that when you are stuck inside all the time, all there is to do is fuck and get drunk
DippyCan’t they just provide 1 (washable) condom each?
They could probably share. They aren’t ALL fucking at the same time. Take turns!
In a row?
inb4 they were actually using them for water balloons
I’ll easily use 2 condoms in one session… sometimes it rolls in a bad way or you put too much lube. If I was given 3 condoms to last me the whole Olympics, I’d first thing DoorDash a pack of 30 (since athletes aren’t allowed to leave the village).
yeah I mean every time you come you need to throw a new one on.
TropicalDingdongBruh could you imagine training your whole life to get into the Olympics village fuckfest and then find out they out of rubbers?
Just wash them out. They’re pretty durable. They fit right over the little racks in the dishwasher.
SlykeI swear every olympics has something around this. something about having people at the peak of physical ability all hanging out together.
There was an interview with an Olympian who said its not really that much of a hook up time. Its that you only get this one chance to take olympic condoms. So people just grab them as souvenirs. Who wouldn’t want to take home an olympic condom?
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠Poor Olympian was the only one not invited to the orgy apparently.
So to make sure I’m reading this properly… Athletes getting hot and sweaty with each other for a couple night stands?
I don’t think they are getting furniture out of the deal, just sex.
🤣 I fucking walked into that one like a garden rake
JyekI feel like Olympic athletes should be able to supply the condoms they will need for their trip…
MinnesotaGoddambehind schedule. they usually run out on the first day
There are plenty of other activities to keep athletes busy in the Olympic village, including a large gym, table football and air hockey games and even a piano. There are also free drinks machines, stacked with Coca-Cola and Innocent smoothies.
Uh-huh, as opposed to banging the entire Volleyball team
Well for the athletes quarters they had a whole beach imported and built, with sun lamps and everything. Plus a Brazilian volleyball team