Mastodawn

NOTICE TO ALL #OPENCLAW USERS:

If your openclaw instance emails me from your account for ANY reason, I *will* report you to Gmail for phishing and then block the fuck out of you. You are dead to me. If I knew where you lived I would visit, set your house on fire, then piss on you when you ran out screaming. Your shitty agentic AI is not welcome in my inbox. Fuck right off, and when you get there, keep on fucking off some more.

(I do not need this shit before my morning caffeine.)

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Log 🪵

@cstross It would appear that the need for off-fuckery has grown beyond the current bound of "all the way". It sort of reminds me of mathematicians needing to devise new nomenclature and notations for infinities. As the fuckery grows, so too must the off-fuckery grow, to keep pace. And with the LLM auto-annoyer to pestilentially pester people on the user's behalf, I propose that those users be invited to fuck off into the event horizon of binary black holes.

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aspragg Feb 22

@log @cstross I remember a post I can no longer find, where the target was invited to fuck off, and to keep fucking off indefinitely until they reach the edge of a void where a sign stands saying "Congratulations. You have fucked off as far as it possible to do so in this universe." ...and then, to climb over that sign, and keep fucking off some more. You can do it, *I believe in you*!