NOTICE TO ALL #OPENCLAW USERS:

If your openclaw instance emails me from your account for ANY reason, I *will* report you to Gmail for phishing and then block the fuck out of you. You are dead to me. If I knew where you lived I would visit, set your house on fire, then piss on you when you ran out screaming. Your shitty agentic AI is not welcome in my inbox. Fuck right off, and when you get there, keep on fucking off some more.

(I do not need this shit before my morning caffeine.)

@cstross I'm terrified to ask but I've been very busy recently... *deep breath* wtf is open claw?

@quinn An autonomous agentic AI you're supposed to install on your computer that will have access to all your accounts and randomly spam famous people with bullshit requests, like an over-enthusiastic teenage fan only far more irritating because under the facade they're a p-zombie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenClaw

OpenClaw - Wikipedia

@cstross oh right that thing, I was a renaming behind. This whole thing is so confusing. It's like someone proudly announcing they've put two angry badgers in their house. Like, how do you think this will end?
@quinn @cstross (this is me just being curious:) How can one tell messages written by that agentic AI apart from one written by a *real* enthusiastic fan boy? I suspect it to be all over the place content-wise?
@dom @quinn @cstross yes, I can here to ask the same question. How can you tell it's from OpenClaw?
@dom That’s easy: a human enthusiastic fanboy never has perfect spelling and grammar. Especially punctuation.
@quinn @cstross Badly, I suspect. It usually does.

@quinn @cstross
"The agent is also susceptible to prompt injection attacks, in which harmful instructions are embedded in the data with the intent of getting the LLM to interpret them as legitimate user instructions."

So maybe a cleverly crafted reply would at least erase all the sender's files?

The question of who is prosecuted if the agent commits a crime using your identity, credentials, and personal data is one that should be of interest.
@cstross
There aren't words adequate to express the distress/disgust/WTF I'm feeling upon learning this exists.
@quinn

@cstross @quinn That damn page…

> One of OpenClaw's own maintainers, known as Shadow, warned on Discord that "if you can't understand how to run a command line, this is far too dangerous of a project for you to use safely."

Not understanding things is the only way one ends up using this pile of shit.