The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni
And goats. Don't forget the goats!
@srtcd424 @Szescstopni Substitute llamas, and you have Jeff Minter.
@larsbrinkhoff @srtcd424 @Szescstopni Don't think he has any llamas (at the moment) but the sheep seem to be doing well.